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Older Demotivational Poster


TAGS: older men scam
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am
hahaha...very funny


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

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crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm
5 sh**s and shes all good! excellent. 5 sh**s for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.

THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart

TAGS: three rules getting older
Rating: 4.65/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
you may joke, but These are real rules

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...



TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.


COUGAR STATUS CONFIRMED - Katy Perry's 03/27/10 tweet: "also heard Justin Bieber gonna b here 2night, can't wait to tap that." He's 16. She's 25.

TAGS: courgar katy perry justin bieber se******* older woman
Rating: 3/5

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Da5id - January 25, 2013, 2:10 am
5L to thecrotchetyoldcynic! Best caption.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2012, 7:46 pm
So this was the inspiration for that song, "[she] kissed a girl and [she] liked it." Lol!

CAUTION - Hot beverages are very hot and may contain small dogs.

TAGS: dog holder
Rating: 2.79/5

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spacedog - December 17, 2009, 11:21 pm
Bloody drive-thru. I asked for BLACK coffee.


TAGS: fool yourself calendar older worth
Rating: 4.6/5

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SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 3:24 pm
I have the weirdest bon**... But now that I'm older I can't hit the orchid anymore.
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:27 am
I wonder why I like this so. Maybe it’s the obvious words, or just maybe it’s the not so little things like making a coarse plaque from the bark of the tree to display the verbiage, or maybe it that %$#& huge a55 palate that you draw from…..


TAGS: coffee cupholder packing ***e dashboard
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:58 pm
Great caption.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
I see the beauty of the design...and it's brilliant! 5L to you sir!


TAGS: older dudes
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean - May 5, 2009, 1:29 am
Thanks AR, but I have an idea for a forum thread: "Alternate Endings". Post other versions of stuff you've sent in already. Most of us feel stupid using the same pic more than once, so show us the other drafts. Or fix something flawed.
Arrogant Knight - May 5, 2009, 1:21 am
I liked the other one better. The Lando Calrission reference was priceless. That being said, this one's still great. 5 lions.



TAGS: guess who poster i d do her before and after notthat i m a standard beauty is in the eye of the beholder hammy eye of the beholder
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is h** with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My a** :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (f***ed Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.

Cougars -

TAGS: secrets older women cou***s age
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:45 pm
Ahhh curly. Don't think of it as hitting but rather enriching the young chicks...teehee.
curlyrocks - November 7, 2013, 10:35 pm
Stupid turning 30, ain't no cou*** gonna make me her boy toy now. Time to grow up and be the creepy guy who hits on young chicks I guess.

ingenious innovations -

AUNT ZELDA - She'll put a spell on you. If you're really lucky.


TAGS: september challenge this milk is colder than a witches t**** in a brass bra
Rating: 3.66/5

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Immortal_Anarchist - December 9, 2009, 10:13 am
I love the reaction of the mother. Priceless. 5 of those things that roar and eat others young.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:52 am
That's not just ANY nipple - it's artwork...I mean, it's clearly a bust... ;-)
culos - September 3, 2009, 10:05 am
I'm surprised this one was accepted. When I submit a poster depicting a nipple being sucked it's got to be moved to Naughtyfake.....
motifake - September 3, 2009, 9:59 am

That child is a traitor! LOL - 5L

THANKS DAD - For not deleting your history folder.

TAGS: thanks dad for not deleting your history folder
Rating: 3.28/5

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agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:48 pm



TAGS: **** older woman courgar se******* teenage boy
Rating: 2.88/5

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suenero - May 29, 2010, 1:30 pm
I think you mean "Almost Strangers". I looked it up on Amazon.com. Sounds good.
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:27 pm
*didn't* -doh!
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:25 pm
Had to Go*gle that one Aggy. I did know it was anything other than a bad sitcom.
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 8:14 pm
And we're not going to credit Perfect Strangers?
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:11 pm
Coincidentally, Harold and Maude came out the same year.

BEAUTY - Its in the eye of the beholder

WHY DO I POST PICTURES OF WOMEN... - 20 years younger than me??? well here's 20 years older...how do ya like me now!

SMOKING - to avoid death, don't smoke the whole thing

TAGS: c usersyuriydesktopmine new folder 3 hjgjhgjhbkhjk jpg
Rating: 2.38/5

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Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:13 am
Even better, don't light it - lasts for ages!



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